LOVE
1. The crippling sexual tension you feel before it happens
2. The confidence it gives me “fuck yeah someone wants to have sex with me”
3. Watching my sexual partner getting more and more turned on. Hell yeah, that’s because of me bitches.
4. Mild dirty talk
5. The fact that it’s also a workout
6. Climaxing at the same time (not always, but when it does happen it’s a-fucking-mazing)
7. It doesn’t cost anything
8. I can act in a way I never get to in public
9. The noises
10. The orgasm
HATE
1. If you’re not on the pill, the temporary buzz kill of putting on a condom
2. The slimey aftermath
3. Feeling as though you could fall asleep when you actually have somewhere to be. FUCK THAT PLACE.
4. Getting started then getting interrupted
5. Yucky bed sheets…if it takes place in a bed.
6. Woops, someone’s fucking phone just rang
7. Difficulty climaxing when he’s just about on the brink
8. My absolute paranoia that I’m somehow pregnant
9. Having to keep the noises down
10. Not being into something he suggests or asks.
“our sex isn’t half bad” – Heartbeat Childish Gambino.