We all have those freakin’ annoying moments in life. I prefer to call them colossal catastrophes. Or an abomination of devastation.
- Lipgloss and long hair on a windy day
- Straightened hair on a wet day
- A pair of heels one size too big
- ~Daring~ necklines and strapless bras
- Tangled headphones
- The sound of a mosquito in bed
- Being on top while having sex, with no hair elastic
- Low phone battery while in bed, with no charger
- “You can skip this ad in 30 seconds”
- “You must register to continue”
These obviously don’t have to apply to your life. I have a friend who from time to time enjoys having low battery, this means she won’t “waste her time” aimlessly flicking through her apps and then back again. Getting my hair stuck in my lip gloss makes my blasted eye twitch. Why don’t you grab a chunk of my hair and just glue it to my face. This is all the same as getting stuck in an elevator with another person. You were looking forward to some “me time” and then that stupid person turned your “me time” into your own personal hell. Suddenly, you become angry at that person and they didn’t even do anything wrong. What is happening to me.
As for tangled headphones – they can go fuck themselves.
The World's Ways 